Dead Serious Tees LLC
For the unapologetic, the weird, the bold.
Welcome To
Dead Serious Tees, LLC
Dead Serious Tees was born out of late-night sketches, impulsive ideas,
and a deep love for making wearable statements. Every shirt starts with a mood,
a phrase, or a feeling that just won’t let go.
EXCLUSIVELY ON ETSY
Discover a world where style has an edge and individuality isn’t optional. Our designs don’t whisper. They speak volumes. Each piece is crafted to defy trends, celebrate who you are, and make a statement without saying a word. Whether you’re hunting for raw originality or bold precision, we’ve got you covered—literally.
Unapologetic Graphics: Every tee is a statement—loud, bold, and designed to punch through the noise.
Limited Drops: No mass production. No restocks. Once it’s gone, it’s dead serious.
Quality That Hits Different: Soft AF fabrics. Durable prints. Built to outlast your ex’s excuses.
Designed For the Defiant: Wear your attitude. We make tees for the misfits, the real ones, and the ones who’ve had enough.
No Fluff, Just Fire: No fake trends. No watered-down designs. Just straight-up originality, stitched in chaos.
Frequently Asked Questions
What payments do you accept?
We accept credit cards, PayPal, Google Pay, and Klarma on qualifying orders- all secured through Etsy payment settings.
How long does it take to receive a POD item?
The time between ordering, production and fulfillment varies. Print-On-Demand fulfillment can take anywhere from 3-7 days, and please now, your orders are a priority, but there are many factors we cannot control. We do keep you informed every step of the way and stay on top of the order process from sending the POD for fulfillment to shipping.
Do you offer custom requests or personalization?
No, at this time we cannot accept requests for personalization like team logos, sales tees or other custom designs. Online sites such as Zazzle and CafePress are the best places for these requests.
Do you offer expedited or priority shipping?
We offer you what our POD suppliers offer us. They determine how quickly your order arrives. UPS, USPS, and FedEx are utilized to ship your order once it is fulfilled from the POD supplier. Many of these PODs only offer Economy shipping which means you may need to give an order some extra time to arrive, plan accordingly, and have a little appreciated patience.
Testimonials
"This tee is clean, bold, and actually feels good to wear. Got compliments the first day I rocked it. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a statement. Dead Serious delivered."
Mark H
“This tee made my whole week. The design? Killer. The vibe? Totally me. It’s like Dead Serious read my inner monologue and turned it into a shirt. 10/10 would wear to ruin someone’s expectations.”
Allison M
